TMMC Wants You...

Do you like movies?
Do you make your friends laugh with your witty banter?
Do you like to see your name in lights?
TMMC wants YOU!

It's hard out here for a movie pimp and TMMC is looking for some help from you, my fearless readers.  Unfortunately, TMMC interns have been slacking lately and starting to complain about being chained to their computers.  As it's against my beliefs to hire child labor, and since it's apparently not socially acceptable anymore, I turn to you readers to chip in and help out for the good of the cause.  Oh shut up, I'm not nearly as socialist as Obama.  

If you've ever had an opinion of a movie, and if you're desperate for attention, you're invited to submit your own reviews for posting on TMMC.  Contrary to other popular blogs, I'm seriously interested in what you have to say.  So put your thoughts onto the computer screen and share them!  Requirements for submissions...

• A posting reviewing a movie - any genre or release date (no movie is too old and porn reviews are welcome!)
• 400-900 words in length
• Keep things PG-13

That's it!  I won't edit anything without your consent, so what you submit is what you'll see posted.  This is all about your voice.   If you're interested, and I hope that you are, just submit your entries to TMMCritic@gmail.com.  So get out there and watch some movies and let the world know what you think.  It's the best way to celebrate a democracy besides throwing bricks through windows and making death threats to opposition members.